I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Randomize
