And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
