i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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