Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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