It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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