People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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