In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I would ride that face into the sunset
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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