After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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