Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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