Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
