I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Dicks are not precious.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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