do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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