I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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