i was rollin on her like bob the builder
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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