ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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