dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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