belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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