who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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