what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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