Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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