just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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