the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
We need to rekindle our bromance
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Randomize
