I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I just googled if crying burns calories
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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