toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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