What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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