My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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