ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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