How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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