Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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