Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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