do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
It's blow job season.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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