Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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