Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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