Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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