..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
