I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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