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how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I could fuck to npr.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Randomize