I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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