After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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