i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Randomize
