We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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