Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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