Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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