i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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