rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
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