The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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