I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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