If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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