You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Church boner. Awkwardddd
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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