I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Randomize
