normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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