You can't motorboat a personality
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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