ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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